Monday, March 12, 2012


Bible Trivia

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in The Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier of the Bible?
A. Pharoah's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a
     small prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vechicles are in the Bible?
A. God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury, David's Triumph was
     heard throughout the land, and possibly a Honda --- because the apostles
     were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give his children as to why they no longer live in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of the house and home.

Q. Which of God's servants was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua. Son of Nun.