Saturday, March 30, 2013

HUMOR HELPS HAPPINESS (Your Tax Payment is Due!)

    A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great priviledge to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile."
     "Thank goodness," said Mr. Carr, with a giant grin from ear to ear on his face. "I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash."