BASIC COW
There is a story about an old rancher who had been "taken to the cleaners" several times by a local car salesman. One day, the car dealer called the rancher and said he was coming out to buy a cow from him. The rancher placed the following information on the cow:
Basic cow $500.00
Two-tone exterior 45.00
Extra Stomach 75.00
Product storing compartment 60.00
Straw chopper 120.00
Four spigots @ $10.00 40.00
Cowhide upholstery 125.00
Dual horns 15.00
Automatic fly-swatter 38.00
Fertilizer attachment 185.00
TOTAL $1233.00
Those little extras sure add up. But, you know, God gives us lots of extras ---- air to breath, trees, grass, lakes, mountains, friends, family, His Word, spiritual blessings, etc. Aren't you glad He doesn't charge for the "extras".
Enjoy the "extras" and have a blessed day.
